Mad Cow Disease

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Corner Brook, Newfoundland , to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.

Lady reporter:
Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?'

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:
Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? and, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ???????